Filed under: Mind Games
Second bottom, three players who don’t even play, and no interest nor hope of recovery.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Gentlemen, pat yourselves on the back. We broke him. Again.

Question 1: The team line-up below is an actual submission from this weekends round of matches.
The manager has made a number of basic errors – what should he do to rectify them?
a) Replace Kavanagh, Taarabt and van Persie. Invest in Broadband.
b) Buy another guitar.
c) Sign up for some kind of bizarre physical challenge, with no intention of taking part.


Having contreversially flown in the face of popular opinion by keeping Championship midfielder Graham Kavanagh in his starting XI, Gaffer Town has now trained his sights on his next major purchases.
Filed under: abuse
Which GoD member has just been Simpsonized?

Filed under: Gaffer

Filed under: Polls
After a long hard fight, we have a winner. Rod is the biggest freak in the GoD. After Bickers’ fringe of course.
Well done Rodders. It’s the only thing you’ll win this season.

Filed under: Jim Furyk

Sav showed some concern when the Malik family moved in next door.
Filed under: Man Boobs

Despite hitting the winner for Baynes Youth Old Boys, Nick was upset to get a yellow card for his goal celebration.



