The Group of Death 3.0

Question 1: The team line-up below is an actual submission from this weekends round of matches.  

The manager has made a number of basic errors – what should he do to rectify them?

a) Replace Kavanagh, Taarabt and van Persie. Invest in Broadband.

b) Buy another guitar.

c) Sign up for some kind of bizarre physical challenge, with no intention of taking part.