Question 1: The team line-up below is an actual submission from this weekends round of matches.
The manager has made a number of basic errors – what should he do to rectify them?
a) Replace Kavanagh, Taarabt and van Persie. Invest in Broadband.
b) Buy another guitar.
c) Sign up for some kind of bizarre physical challenge, with no intention of taking part.


Having contreversially flown in the face of popular opinion by keeping Championship midfielder Graham Kavanagh in his starting XI, Gaffer Town has now trained his sights on his next major purchases.
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Despite splashing out a small fortune on mid-range kitchen appliances, Gaffer decided that he would revert to type when it came to the consumables.
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No more gags. It’s all over. Gaffer went shopping on Saturday.

What will we all talk about now? I much preferred it when he dumped his load on Mary every weekend.

