The Group of Death 3.0

After a long hard fight, we have a winner. Rod is the biggest freak in the GoD. After Bickers’ fringe of course.

Well done Rodders. It’s the only thing you’ll win this season.

With very few votes left to be cast, it’s come down to a two-whores (sic) race in this week’s poll:

Adder’s cranial abomination or Rodders’ f*cked-up feet?

You decide…

The people have spoken, and by a whopping six votes to none Adder has been declared more morally corrupt andrepulsively vile than Glam rock hero turned Cambodian kiddie exile Paul Gadd.

We always knew it, and now it’s official. Justice.

One would think that it’s also a huge victory for amateur dogger and Alan Carr-lookey-likey Sinfield, who for once has been outrun by Adder. But no. With one vote to nil, he is also considered more morally dubious than a convicted nonce.

There are no winners here. Only sneaks, cheats and perverts.

Like Bickers ins Sanjay’s when the great man’s back is turned, or Sav left alone with his grumble stash when Charlotte has nipped over to the Co-Op for some Shake ‘n’ Vac, you lot can’t be trusted.

The ‘Who is your second favourite GoD team?’ poll has been a chuffing disgrace. How do I know? The Feet and the Browmen have both come joint top with the Eagles, despite being universally despised.

Which means they voted for themselves

All of which means they are disqualified and Bickers emerges victorious, with the landslide figure of one vote.

Yes, it looks ridiculous. But it’s your own apathy which has made it that way.

Come on, who is your second favourite GoD team?

Results revealed on Friday, and we need more than two votes. Somebody out there (probably Rod) likes the Feet and we’re not having that.

The poll is on the left. Use it or lose it.