Filed under: Weird stuff
I had a look at the stats of people visiting this blog. And there has been loads. Over 1000 to date. And it’s not just us by a long stretch. Some days we’re getting over 50 hits
The thing is, you can drill down and see where these hits are coming from. And most are from Google searches.
Then it gets really worrying. Top search terms are:
- Boobs
- Man Boobs
- Freaky feet
- Weird stuff
- Chuckle brothers
- Jim Furyk
- Dirty feet
- Brown eye
And the strangest one…
- Paul Skitt
Obviously these are just key words mentioned throughout this wonderful humorous site which have made people click in error while they were looking for something else. But I do feel a little violated that people looking for mucky feet and boobs are coming here thinking they’ll find something which will help them to spurt their load all over their screen.
But the most disturbing question is this: Who or what is looking for the Chinaman? And in the name of God why?
Question 1: The team line-up below is an actual submission from this weekends round of matches.
The manager has made a number of basic errors – what should he do to rectify them?
a) Replace Kavanagh, Taarabt and van Persie. Invest in Broadband.
b) Buy another guitar.
c) Sign up for some kind of bizarre physical challenge, with no intention of taking part.


Having contreversially flown in the face of popular opinion by keeping Championship midfielder Graham Kavanagh in his starting XI, Gaffer Town has now trained his sights on his next major purchases.
Filed under: Weird stuff
If I had to bet on the first GoD member to diversify into German scud rags it would be Sav. But it appears not.

Any chance of a free subscription Rodders?



