The Group of Death 3.0


Let the trial begin by Nick
December 21, 2007, 1:44 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Simon Jordan has reacted angrily to the accusations levied at him. He clearly is not aware that we have the power to deduct points in line with the gravity of crimes committed. And this is a serious crime at that.

While the defendent has elected to represent himself, the GoD board has chosen The Rt Hon Mr A Harvey as prosecutor following his tenancious defence in 2005’s AdderGate witchhunt.

However, under the watchful eye of Judge Sinfield I am sure he can be confident of a fair trial.

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Jordan’s been fingered by Nick
December 17, 2007, 12:57 pm
Filed under: Discipline

While Marquis is known as a curtain-twitching voyeur in the mould of Arsene Wenger, it appears he has just cause for his paranoia…

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If you check out his table-toppers, and then sneak a peak at Gentle’s recently rising side, you’ll see similarities. In fact you’ll se about 10 of them.

The only difference appears to be that Rod stays true to his principles and won’t comtemplate the inclusion of the Chelski fat boy, while Jordan has snapped him up. If he outscores Adebayor, Jordan wins. Simple as that.

Or so he thinks. The GoD League committee has, however, become aware of this worrying trend and therefore cannot stand idle and see the beautiful game sullied by large-featured football journeymen. Just as two years ago the imposition of a 150 point penalty saw Adder slide into the GoMI, a similar punishment could be dished out if plagiaraism has been seen to have taken place.

Either party could be culpable. The case pits a founding GoD member with an almost impeccable track record and a history of selfless charity work against a man with a big gob who shows worrying traits of unoriginality. I’m sure it will be a fair trial.

Gentlemen, the court of arbitration is in progress. Please submit an electronic copy of your transfer history forthwith so we can see exactly who’s copying who.

Failure to comply will be taken as guilt and appropriate action will be taken…



We come in Peace, you leave in pieces…. by sinners4444
December 16, 2007, 7:41 am
Filed under: Man Boobs

Nick decided to call a meeting of the top boys to sort out the ‘Portsmouth’ problem.



Are You Watching Rod Marquis???????? by sinners4444
December 15, 2007, 12:14 am
Filed under: Mong Foot, Uncategorized

Voyeur

If you want an update on who’s doing what, just give Rod Marquis a call.