The Group of Death 3.0


Let the trial begin
December 21, 2007, 1:44 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Simon Jordan has reacted angrily to the accusations levied at him. He clearly is not aware that we have the power to deduct points in line with the gravity of crimes committed. And this is a serious crime at that.

While the defendent has elected to represent himself, the GoD board has chosen The Rt Hon Mr A Harvey as prosecutor following his tenancious defence in 2005’s AdderGate witchhunt.

However, under the watchful eye of Judge Sinfield I am sure he can be confident of a fair trial.

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Jordan’s been fingered
December 17, 2007, 12:57 pm
Filed under: Discipline

While Marquis is known as a curtain-twitching voyeur in the mould of Arsene Wenger, it appears he has just cause for his paranoia…

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If you check out his table-toppers, and then sneak a peak at Gentle’s recently rising side, you’ll see similarities. In fact you’ll se about 10 of them.

The only difference appears to be that Rod stays true to his principles and won’t comtemplate the inclusion of the Chelski fat boy, while Jordan has snapped him up. If he outscores Adebayor, Jordan wins. Simple as that.

Or so he thinks. The GoD League committee has, however, become aware of this worrying trend and therefore cannot stand idle and see the beautiful game sullied by large-featured football journeymen. Just as two years ago the imposition of a 150 point penalty saw Adder slide into the GoMI, a similar punishment could be dished out if plagiaraism has been seen to have taken place.

Either party could be culpable. The case pits a founding GoD member with an almost impeccable track record and a history of selfless charity work against a man with a big gob who shows worrying traits of unoriginality. I’m sure it will be a fair trial.

Gentlemen, the court of arbitration is in progress. Please submit an electronic copy of your transfer history forthwith so we can see exactly who’s copying who.

Failure to comply will be taken as guilt and appropriate action will be taken…



Indiana Jones and the temple of Poon
November 29, 2007, 2:35 pm
Filed under: Jim Furyk

Chutspur manager seen scouting undercover in India…

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Just a very small thing…
November 25, 2007, 9:44 pm
Filed under: Wee man

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Classic Gaffer emails (#1 in a series of 247)
November 19, 2007, 6:35 pm
Filed under: Oddball

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Greetings from Thailand
November 19, 2007, 6:05 pm
Filed under: Tourist

Adder’s sent us a holiday snap to amuse us in the long dark days of the international break.

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Looks like he’s finally done something with his hair too…



Bangkok Browmen
November 15, 2007, 12:42 pm
Filed under: Tourist

Word reaches this blog that that the manager of FC Werder Browmen has taken advantage of the international break to conduct a solo scouting trip to Thailand.

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If he plays his cards right he may even find some, ahem, romance. Wonder what type he’ll go for…

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Lower than a 10?