The Group of Death 3.0

Jordan’s been fingered by Nick
December 17, 2007, 12:57 pm
Filed under: Discipline

While Marquis is known as a curtain-twitching voyeur in the mould of Arsene Wenger, it appears he has just cause for his paranoia…


If you check out his table-toppers, and then sneak a peak at Gentle’s recently rising side, you’ll see similarities. In fact you’ll se about 10 of them.

The only difference appears to be that Rod stays true to his principles and won’t comtemplate the inclusion of the Chelski fat boy, while Jordan has snapped him up. If he outscores Adebayor, Jordan wins. Simple as that.

Or so he thinks. The GoD League committee has, however, become aware of this worrying trend and therefore cannot stand idle and see the beautiful game sullied by large-featured football journeymen. Just as two years ago the imposition of a 150 point penalty saw Adder slide into the GoMI, a similar punishment could be dished out if plagiaraism has been seen to have taken place.

Either party could be culpable. The case pits a founding GoD member with an almost impeccable track record and a history of selfless charity work against a man with a big gob who shows worrying traits of unoriginality. I’m sure it will be a fair trial.

Gentlemen, the court of arbitration is in progress. Please submit an electronic copy of your transfer history forthwith so we can see exactly who’s copying who.

Failure to comply will be taken as guilt and appropriate action will be taken…