The Group of Death 3.0

Watch Out! Gaffer’s About! by sinners4444
February 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
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Following the sad death of Jeremy Beadle, ITV moved quickly to secure the services of his heir apparent.


Let the trial begin by Nick
December 21, 2007, 1:44 pm
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Simon Jordan has reacted angrily to the accusations levied at him. He clearly is not aware that we have the power to deduct points in line with the gravity of crimes committed. And this is a serious crime at that.

While the defendent has elected to represent himself, the GoD board has chosen The Rt Hon Mr A Harvey as prosecutor following his tenancious defence in 2005’s AdderGate witchhunt.

However, under the watchful eye of Judge Sinfield I am sure he can be confident of a fair trial.


Are You Watching Rod Marquis???????? by sinners4444
December 15, 2007, 12:14 am
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If you want an update on who’s doing what, just give Rod Marquis a call.

Flaw Poll by sinners4444
September 29, 2007, 10:32 am
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The word poll is synonymous with mistakes. The sun-kissed Graham Poll famously performed his three card trick on the worlds greatest stage, paving the way for early retirement. While the despicable Poll Tax was scrapped after the great unwashed decided to re-arrange Central London in protest.

The latest GoD Poll is no different. With only three votes cast apatahy reigns. Doesn’t the sight of Rod’s plates stir the soul sufficiently to make voters want to register their displeasure (or at least vomit)? Isn’t Gaff’s ZooTV-esque cranium enough to drive you to the ballot box?

Or is it that the greatest physical monstrosity alive in the GoD has been scandalously omitted from the poll.

People – I give you Bickers’ and his fey fringe.

''Here monkey...''

Adder Change of Heart? by sinners4444
September 24, 2007, 11:06 am
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Werder Brow-Men chief Alec Harvey was today forced to deny accusations that his stewardship of the GoD3.0 leaders had led to a conflict of interests between GoD success and his support of Tottenham Hotspur, and subsequent hatred of Arsenal.

‘The Adder’ has embarked on a controversial transfer policy which has led to his team including no fewer than 5 Arsenal players for this weekends round of matches. It has been suggested that the success of his team would now be wholly reliant on the success of Harvey’s ‘hated’ enemy. Many Spurs fans have expressed anger and disgust at this perceived betrayal by their former ally, likening him to other Tottenham sell-outs such as Sol Campbell.


‘I see no conflict’ said a clearly flustered Harvey , desperately trying to hide the ‘Fly Emirates’ logo emblazoned on his shirt. ‘My job is to steer Brow-Men to GoD glory, and to do that I need to pick the best players for the job.’

The controversial move by Brow-Men from the historic home of the Camp Brow to the new multi million pound development in N5 is also seen as a cynical shift away from Tottenham. It is even alleged that the naming of the new stadium is a nod to the red half of North London, an accusation refuted by Harvey.

‘Nonsense – the reason we called it the HighBrow Stadium has nothing to do with Arsenal. It is a reflection of my love of fine art and literature’ he protested, while book-marking his copy of the Arsenal Opus. ‘I have even heard it said that my putting in a bronze bust of Lee Chapman in HighBrow’s Marble Hall is in some way linked to an allegiance to Arsenal. Utter hogwash! Chapman has always been a favourite player of mine – living proof that limited ability is no handicap from anyone getting to the top of their profession ’’

Harvey, who counts TV stars as Tom Watt, Rory McGrath and Jeremy Beadle as close personal friends, then launched into a bizarre oration about his love for Tottenham.


‘’Cut me and I bleed Tottenham. Every white blood cell is a Tottenham Player in my eyes. If I prick my finger I can see them – Tony Hazzard, Mickey Falco, Glenn Galvin – pouring over my skin….OK, so I have red blood cells as well and there are many more of them, but I can’t help that. It’s the white ones that matter, the ones gloriously led by Bill Burkinshaw and Arthur Lowe. Wha – he was in Dad’s Army??!!Oh.’’

Don't Panic